Born 1911 in Peru, the son of a gold miner and a carmelite nun. Raised by wolves. Ran away from home aged 16 to join the circus. Discovered they had lions. Went back home. Started pioneering 'extreme armchair sports' web company in the 90's. Now mostly WW Sales Director for Focusrite/Novation. Manic ornithologist. Lusts after vintage Strats and chocolate.
Underworld, The Chameleons, Bunnymen, Cadbury's, the Pittidae, Armani, Focusrite, British Racing Green livery
